Dustin "Dirty D." Abel is a 24-year-old retired astronaut and self-proclaimed premature ejaculator whose life consists of: (In no particular order) Jokes, Social Commentary, Babes, Boobs, Butts, Motorbikes, Tattoos, The Straight Edge, America, Rugby, Hip-Hop, Pop Punk, Anything Acoustic, 90's R&B, Hardcore Punk, and party and bullshit and party and bullshit and party.